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Cabin in the WoodsRating: Blunt at the End of the World, and a Kevin/10
Review:|SPOILER| That cabin really was in the woods, but not anymore at the end. Eric said that he saw Kevin when he was there, but we didn't in the movie.
MARTY TALK <3
At the beginning of the film, he was insufferable. He didn't press the button, he was Too witty, and just annoying. By the end, we warmed up to him, but he DIDN'T PRESS THE BUTTON. HE DEPRIVED US OF KEVIN. FUCK YOU MARTY. He DID have a blunt and a lighter at the end of the world though, so his pockets was probably crazy deep. Martyt was great value, openly libertarian, Shaggy (scooby-doo). THAT EXPLAINS THE OFF VIBES! The telescopic mug bong was weird. Why he have that? Chekov's mug bong? It was used. Actually, he didn't smoke out of the mug bong, so was it Really ever used? Unkown.(edited)
Cabin in the Woods II: Not in the Woods
Rating: Capybara/10
Review: |SPOILER| That encanto really do sing, they were not lying. I am living in your walls. Property brothers nightmare. Frozen rip-off Twice, fun family commentary, antonio and bruno top the list of characters, no marty talk but genuinely some pretty good writing, plot holes here and there but there was a lot to like about this movie, recommend highly to any who would enjoy a bit of family drama mixed with some good music and voice acting performances!!(edited)